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Molly, last name unknown
"She felt ready."


Molly, Slayer-in-training, was killed tonight in a battle with the evil preacher Caleb and his Harbinger cohorts.

Born in England, Molly was recognized as a potential Slayer at an early age and was assigned a Watcher to begin her training for her possible future. Upon the murder of her Watcher at the hands of the Harbingers, she was taken by Mr. Rupert Giles, of London, England to Sunnydale, California, to begin training with the Slayer.

She will be remembered for her fondness for pink fluffy coats, big appetite, copious note-taking, and ability to fit in the trunk of small cars.

Molly was 15.

May Jasmine bless her soul.

"Ooh, crossbow! Got to love it. Feels like I'm storming a castle."




Cochise, Jennifer

Ms. Jennifer Cochise, 15, of complications relating to the Slayer force. Ms. Cochise is survived by her parents, William and Andrea, and four siblings Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.

Ms. Cochise was the youngest winner ever of the van Cliburn award for excellence in piano and was expected to have a career rivaling Lang Lang. At thirteen, she was accepted into Oberlin Conservatory on a full scholarship. After only one year of schooling, she disappeared, later surfacing in Sunnydale, California.

She played at Ethan's Fine Art and Antiquities to a select audience earlier this week and was signed to a three CD deal with Sony Classics.

In lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Oberlin Conservatory Scholarship Fund.
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